we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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