I love black thongs
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Randomize
