p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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