Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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