sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
