i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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