nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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