dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
