clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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