Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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