Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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