no you cant smoke seaweed
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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