dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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