who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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