C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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