so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
