just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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