what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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