As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How does one acquire holy water?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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