sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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