There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
