Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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