did you get engaged???
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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