I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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