Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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