On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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