ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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