a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
false alarm. still invincible.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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