I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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