miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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