I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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