Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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