i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize