I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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