we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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