I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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