Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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