I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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