It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
We had to coat check the pizza.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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