Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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