glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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