I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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