One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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