u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
