Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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