Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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