Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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