I must be too annoying 4 u.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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