i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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