Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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