I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
