He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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