I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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