Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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